I COULD PEE ON THIS by Francesco Marciuliano

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano, No. 1 bestselling book of New York Times Best Sellers. In this book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, cats get help explaining their behavior. For more New York Times Best Seller of Animals best sellers, click here

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

by: Francesco Marciuliano
No. 1 Best Seller on January 1, 2017.
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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like “Who Is That on Your Lap?,” “This Is My Chair,” “Kneel Before Me,” “Nudge,” and “Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,” the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

More books by Francesco Marciuliano

1. I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 30, 2013
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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren’t going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as “I Dropped a Ball,” “I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House,” and “Can You Smell That?” Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius.

2. You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Sep 01, 2015
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Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

3. I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Aug 16, 2016
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There’s a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats’ own poetry, such as “Welcome New Cat,” “Sleeping My Life Away,” and “You Also Live Here.” Any cat lover who’s longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.

4. I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Aug 05, 2014
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Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as “And Then You Said ‘No,'” “Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House,” and “I Will Save You.” With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

5. I Could Chew on This 2017 Wall Calendar

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 26, 2016
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Dog lovers will delight at this calendar, which features selections from I Could Chew on This in addition to six brand-new poems for a year’s worth of lovable canine humor, advice, and good-natured silliness.

6. I Could Pee on This 2018 Wall Calendar

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 18, 2017
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Cat lovers will adore this playful calendar of feline poetry, based on the bestselling book I Could Pee on This.

7. I Could Chew on This: 16 Notecards and Envelopes

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 19, 2016
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This is a collection of hilarious notecards to share with the dog lovers in your life. By the bestselling author of I Could Chew on This, this set includes four distinct cards, each with a dog poem inside covering a range of sentiments (Thank You, Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Thinking of You). These fun cards will cheer up anyone having a ruff day.

8. I Could Pee on This 2015 Wall Calendar

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 22, 2014
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This calendar of witty poems—including such classics as “Why Are You Screaming?,” “This is My Chair,” and “Meow”—offers twelve months’ worth of delightful feline advice, observations, and irrationality.

9. I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 30, 2013
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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren’t going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as “I Dropped a Ball,” “I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House,” and “Can You Smell That?” Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius.

10. You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Sep 01, 2015
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Read Review
Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

11. I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Aug 16, 2016
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There’s a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats’ own poetry, such as “Welcome New Cat,” “Sleeping My Life Away,” and “You Also Live Here.” Any cat lover who’s longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.

12. I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Aug 05, 2014
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Read Review
Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as “And Then You Said ‘No,'” “Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House,” and “I Will Save You.” With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

13. I Could Chew on This 2017 Wall Calendar

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 26, 2016
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Dog lovers will delight at this calendar, which features selections from I Could Chew on This in addition to six brand-new poems for a year’s worth of lovable canine humor, advice, and good-natured silliness.

14. I Could Pee on This 2018 Wall Calendar

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 18, 2017
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Cat lovers will adore this playful calendar of feline poetry, based on the bestselling book I Could Pee on This.

15. I Could Chew on This: 16 Notecards and Envelopes

by: Francesco Marciuliano
Release date: Jul 19, 2016
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This is a collection of hilarious notecards to share with the dog lovers in your life. By the bestselling author of I Could Chew on This, this set includes four distinct cards, each with a dog poem inside covering a range of sentiments (Thank You, Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Thinking of You). These fun cards will cheer up anyone having a ruff day.

Last updated on Thursday, March 30, 2017

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